Effective Date: 2026-02-08
This is the current Terms of Service. By using the site, you are agreeing to the Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service, do not use the site. You understand that by clicking accept on the pop-up, you are agreeing to the Terms of Service.
- The Site. The Site refers to this website, the operators of the site, the publishers of the site, the web hosting services of the Site, any third-party providers relating to the site, and any Internet Service Providers providing connectivity to the site. This definition is expansive, and where the context is not made narrower, the meaning should be be interpreted in the Site Operator's favor.
- General Warnings. Do not taunt the site. Avoid if pregnant/elderly/under the age of 18. Keep all site cookies refrigerated. The Site may reach dangerous speeds, smoke, or stick to skin. If the site ruptures, do not touch or inhale the "unknown glowing substance".
- Privacy & Cookies. By using this Site, you agree and deem that you have no privacy rights related to the use of the Site. Your computer may send information to the Site. That information may be logged, aggregated, analyzed, combined, reformed, reacted, fused, exploded, imploded, in any way the Site deems appropriate. The Site may store cookies (a small file that records settings about your visit to this site) on your browser or computing device. To the extent you have any privacy protections arising under laws where you may live, you agree that you waive them completely because this Site has no connection whatsoever to the state, territory, province, country, town, city, county region, voivodeship, municipality, orbital platform, celestial body, or any other kind of territorial subdivision of any kind (other than the Exclusive Jurisdiction, of course).
- Waiver of all Claims. Any claims you may have against the the Site for damages you claim caused to you by the Site and its operations, you hereby waive them as an express condition of being able to access the Site.
- Waiver of Jury Trial. You waive the right to a jury trial.
- Limitations on Damages. You assume all risk of using the Site, and you deem that your damages (measured in cents) do not exceed the current year. (e.g. 2026 = 2026 cents = $20.26.)
- Reduced Limitations Period. You agree that any claims arising from the use or operation of the Site shall be brought against the Site within one year of the date of publication or within 95 calendar days of the date you first visited the site, which ever is later. Notwithstanding the foregoing, you agree that you shall have no claims arising from the Site or its operation more than 3 years from the date of original publication, and that your voluntary agreement to a period of repose is a necessary condition on which the Site is published and it is essential to a healthy and open Internet.
- Location of Service Provisioning. No matter where are making your HTTP/HTTPS requests from, you deem that all services are provided in the Exclusive Jurisdiction as that is where all documents are stored and served from. You deem that your HTTP/HTTPS requests are voluntarily reaching into the Exclusive Jurisdiction; that third-party intermediaries are fulfilling, routing, and delivering the requested documents wherever you may be located; and that the Site (and its operator and host) cannot determine the jurisdiction you are in. If content on the Site is unlawful for you to access or use, do not use this Site.
- Jurisdiction. You irrevocably consent to personal jurisdiction in the State of New Hampshire (the Exclusive Jurisdiction).
- Savings. If any part of this Terms of Service is held enforceable, then the remaining terms shall remain in full force.
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